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| 7th Heaven | "I don't want to jinx it by talking about it, but if everything works out, it'll be further proof that God truly works in mysterious ways." |
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| 7th Heaven | "If I wait then people start to think that she dumped me, but if I go out with someone right away, people will think that I dumped her."
"Who cares?"
"I care, now will you help me please?! |
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| 7th Heaven | "Lately you've been a bit tense."
"Tense?"
"Yeah, that's French for jerk." |
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| 7th Heaven | "Oh, don't do that!"
"Nod like you understand. You don't understand, and you'll never understand because men can't have babies. So please, PLEASE, don't tell me you understand!" |
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| 7th Heaven | "Why are you avoiding me?"
"You don't want to know."
"Yeah, I do."
"You've been a jerk lately. I told you, you didn't want to know. You're not special, and truly, I can't take your attitude any more!" |
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| 7th Heaven | [ring, ring] “Should we get it?”
“I don’t know, it’s not our phone.”
“I know, it’s been ringing off the hook and nobody’s picking it up. I think we should answer it.” | Coming soon |
| 7th Heaven | I am your girlfriend, aren't I? Then why haven't you been returning my calls? So, do you want to tell me what's going on with you, or do you want me to guess? |
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| 7th Heaven | There are plenty of girls looking to go out with a guy like me, so why can't I find them? Or better yet, why can't they find me? |
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| Alabama | Alabama Alma Mater performed by the Million Dollar Band. |
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| Andre 3000 (Four Brothers) | Don't call me when y'all get shot up
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| Bernard Hopkins | Hey, this is B-HOP, the champ. And I'll be your operator. Now just hang in there for a minute and I'll get your call connected. |
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| Bernard Hopkins | I fear no man. I fear no man that breathes the same air I do. |
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| Bernard Hopkins | Relax, chill. If they don't pick up the phone soon I'm going to knock them out! |
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| Bernard Hopkins | Welcome to the Bernard Hopkins hotline. Here's a tip. Always believe you can win or you've already been defeated. |
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| Bernard Hopkins | Yo, this is B-HOP, the undisputed champion of the world and I'm going to get someone to take your call right now. |
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| Bernard Hopkins | You hear that? You don't hear nothin', do you, 'cause I already knocked him out. Good luck getting him to answer your phone call. |
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| Coyote Red | Chocoholic |
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| Coyote Red | Cranky Friend |
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| Coyote Red | Don't want to talk |
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| Coyote Red | Drank all the coffee |
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| Coyote Red | Excuse me meltdown |
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| Coyote Red | Sex better than chocolate? |
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| Efren "Vote for Pedro" Ramirez | Communicate and Connect- does that make any sense? I don't understand. |
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| Efren "Vote for Pedro" Ramirez | Does this thing work? Is this thing on? Hello...? This is too weird! |
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| Elwood "You've Got Mail" Edwards | You DON'T have voicemail. Believe it or not, the phone is still ringing- can't you hear it? [ring, ring] |
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| Failure to Launch | How much are these bullets? |
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| Failure to Launch | I don't sleep much |
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| Failure to Launch | I just feel really close to you |
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| Failure to Launch | I'm not afraid of love |
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| Failure to Launch | Is that a problem |
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| Failure to Launch | Nothing is doomed |
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| Fartzmor | A Few Tips on Farting in Public |
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| Fartzmor | Blame it on the Dog
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| Fartzmor | Farting Zone Stand Clear |
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| Fartzmor | Howdy Fartner |
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| Fartzmor | It Was the Dog |
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| Fartzmor | No Farting Rules |
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| Frank Grillo | "Don’t you want to talk to me?" |
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| Frank Grillo (Blind Justice) | “Hi, this is Frank Grillo. You’re calling me again? Give me a break. Oh, wait a minute- this isn’t my phone. Hang on a sec, let me see if they’re available.” | Coming soon |
| Greg Grunberg | I don't know what you THINK you saw |
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| Greg Grunberg | So that's the way it's going to be? |
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| JOE BOXER | Joe Boxer Underwear Trivia |
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| JOE BOXER | Nasa's Jet Propelled Underwear |
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| JOE BOXER | Recycle Your Underwear |
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| JOE BOXER | Show Your Underwear Pride 1 |
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| JOE BOXER | Show Your Underwear Pride 2 |
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| Johanna Watts (Star Trek: Enterprise) & Darris Love (Spike TV) | “Are you the guy who hacked my phone? That’s so not hot!”
“Hot, you’re hot.”
“I’m hot, but hacking into my phone is not. Oh, wait- this isn’t my phone! That’s not hot.” | Coming soon |
| Johanna Watts and Darris Love | "Are you the guys who hacked my phone?" |
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| Joseph Reitman (The Perfect Storm) | “Hi, this is Joe Reitman. I’m here at the party hanging out waiting for you. Hang on a sec and let me see if I can make it back. Hang on… I’m looking… hang on…“ | Coming soon |
| Urbaniacs | Ancient Ringing |
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| Urbaniacs | Cheetahs Club
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| Urbaniacs | Funk Phone |
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| Urbaniacs | Gettin' Call |
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| Urbaniacs | Pet The Kitty |
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| Urbaniacs | Sassy Wont Leave U Hangin |
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| Urbaniacs | Talking Kittys World |
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| Urbaniacs | Tribal Bells |
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| Vanessa Lengies (American Dreams) | “Hi this is Vanessa Lengies, You’re calling again? Give me a break! I really, really don’t want to talk to you right now. Oh, wait a minute, I picked up the wrong phone. (giggle) Let me see if they’re available.” | Coming soon |
